Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do Mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.
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Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
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Sorry about the silly attempt at Thanksgiving humor. My wishes for a happy, festive, and blessed Thanksgiving are sincere, however.
My posts and blog visits will be sporadic for the next couple of weeks. I’ll check in as I have time and opportunity.
Happy Thanksgiving!
